I now crown you....

Whilst discussing the ins and outs of the election over mid-morning pizza, my sophisticated and highly-astute compatriot, Lydia, and I decided we've had enough of this democracy balderdash and elected (tee hee) to throw our hats in with the good 'ole chaps across the pond.  "Monarchy!" we declare! And who shall be our new ruler? Who will see us through thick and thin - reverse the effective tide of the American Revolution and reinstate the glorious Stamp Act!? Why, none other than our very own....


*Applications for "God Save the Queen" rewrites now accepted. **All snarky remarks void where prohibited.