Hallmarks of a Minnesota Driver

As my dear friends from Sioux Falls like to remind me, Minnesota drivers are backwards and mildly insane. 

Exhibit A: In Minnesota, traffic defies the rules of the road and halts for you as you merge onto the freeway, in South Dakota (and they presume the rest of the world) this never happens - you will be squished.

Exhibit B: In Minnesota, drivers ride so close you can watch the movie playing on the DVD screen in the car in front of you (I doubt this, but they yelp and push themselves away from the dashboard everytime we are following someone). 

My theory: South Dakota drivers are rude pansies.

All my love,

to Whit and Bri.